1. Bad theological training and turning good things into God.
  2. The fall of the Northern Kingdom.
  3. Idolatry won’t deliver you.
  4. A leper king and those after him.
  5. Better off spending one day in the courts of heaven with our loving God than a hundred anywhere else.
  6. Dear Thistle, be content with your glory.
  7. Jiminy Cricket dies and everything goes downhill.