1. Who is going to build who a house?
  2. You are not more righteous than dirt.
  3. David knows how to reward cowards.
  4. Two kings and strange war games.
  5. David laments the death of Saul and Jonathan.
  6. Don’t boast about the death of Saul to David.
  7. The Death of Saul and his sons.
  8. Captured families, an abandoned servant, and a drunk raid party.
  9. Get behind me bourgie theology! Pick up your cross and turn on your radio to Ringside Preachers. Talking about Rush Limbaugh’s legacy, shaking hands like a man and not a fish, and you-know-who: Jesus.
  10. Saul eats and David is unlike anyone else.