1. David gives his longest recorded speech instead of killing Saul.
  2. In between boarding up your windows and hauling 5 lb. drums of peanut butter down to your basement, grab a hot rum toddy, pull your muck boots up, and inject yourself with a little reality in Jesus with the Preachers.
  3. A runaway priest, a mad king, and a final meeting.
  4. David flees and finds refuge in a cave. Four hundred desperate men join up with him. And Saul visits the priest who helped David and the whole town suffers the wrath of the mad king.
  5. . . . but the joke's on Herod. Joseph takes Mary and baby Jesus to refuge in Egypt, and all that happens in Matthew 2 is done in order to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament.
  6. Is David a law-breaker? Is Jesus a law-breaker?
  7. The heartbreak of David and Johnathon.
  8. Is Saul also among the Prophets?
  9. Spear throwing and foreskin gathering.
  10. The love between David and Jonathan, and the suspicion of Saul.
  11. Eating a whole turkey by yourself? May we join? Hit play, grab a leg, dip in cranberry, and enjoy what some people call the greatest meeting of minds since Shane MacGowan got together with Nick Cave to record My Way!