Get behind me bourgie theology! Pick up your cross and turn on your radio to Ringside Preachers. Talking about Rush Limbaugh’s legacy, shaking hands like a man and not a fish, and you-know-who: Jesus.

Take a break from the war and enjoy a holy meal of ordinary things!

Walking on water is what we need. Jesus does it. We got baptism. Float through it all as the Modest Mouse song says!